About me and TUTS
If you do not like the colors, try the other blog in the link: Normal colors
You can find the books from the top of the blog where it says the book´s name.
I made this page to tell you more about the book series I am currently writing and also a little about me.
The books that I write will all take place in the same fantasy world, some might be in different times, like some books beginning could be after another ones ending but most will interact with each other at some point either directly or indirectly.
The first book has a dwarf lead, second book has a human lead, third book has a vampire lead and the fourth books lead will be the brother of Rode.
If you have any questions about the books, characters, events or whatever you want to know, just ask and I will respond as quickly as I can.
First book is Melissa´s Archway. (Adventure with a group)
Melissa´s Archway.
Second book is The Derelict Boy. (Dark and gory)
The Derelict Boy.
Third book is The Quintessence. (Vampire blacksmith)
The Quintessence.
I have also written diary type chapters in the short story section and I recommend trying them since I have really enjoyed writing them.
The diaries.
I would recommend reading the diaries since they are the most recent so the writing should be the best. I still have a lot to improve though.
About me.
I have just started writing books so pardon my mistakes and point them out if you can. I am twenty-two years old and I am studying, when my school continues it will change the schedule again but bear with me. I read some books when I was younger and after I started watching anime I found fantasy light novels and fell in love with them. They were an inspiration for my writing and my books are influenced a lot by them.
I want to thank everyone for reading my books and for helping me correct the mistakes I have made in them. I hope you keep reading my books even though the chapters take a long time to write and the stories are just in the beginning.
You can find my twitter with @TalesUponTales but I have mostly used it for writing my advertisements for my books and I am not sure what should I put there.
I will not turn stories that I have been writing for free to something that you would have to pay for at some point.
The stories I have started now will always be free even after I have finished writing them.
The comment section is free for everyone to comment what they want. If some of the comments disturb you try the other blog where there are rules. The link is at the top of this page.
this webpage made me blind, and why would a vampire ever be in the same story as a dwarf. cmon now.
ReplyDeletestfu hes trying ok
DeleteChill man, everyone is allowed to have an opinion and even if it is negative I do appreciate the feedback. I just do not want you readers to fight each other, especially if it is about me.
DeleteAre the colors that bad? There are different kinds of races in this world and they came to be from the mana rupture. The books will explain how they came to be and how different races work and the vampire I have in this book is not the same kind you are thinking. I have been thinking a lot about it and it should make sense when you read the third book. Thank you for your feedback.
ReplyDelete笑の毒性が、その後は意味を持たない小説を書くためにあなたを入れないために開始されます。
ReplyDeleteI am sorry but I am not familiar with that language so i cannot respond to it.
Delete"LOL's toxicity will then start to not put you to write a novel that has no meaning"
Deletegoogle translate my friend
No need to write books you smell shit ur webpage made me feel sick go eat potatoes in australia nasus speaking nigger
ReplyDeleteLOL the duo yi nasus is back
DeleteThere is no need for me to write books but I do it because i like writing books. I usually shower once a day and are the colors that bad? I would really like to go to Australia someday and who knows maybe i will eat potatoes then. I do not know what Nasus speaking is but my skin color is white.
Deleteahahahhadbslahfsljijk.fc
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should not ask People in League to check this out, 95% of them are dickheads :P .
ReplyDeleteIt is all right, i appreciate any kind of feedback and there is still the 5%. As long as they are not rude to the other readers i do not mind them.
DeleteYour Shaco is some shit, but I love your exceptional writing.
ReplyDelete-Maokai
I do admit that my shaco skills are nowhere near where I would want them to be. Thank you for the compliment, I really appreciate it.
DeleteFUCK YEAH UR SOME SHIT,FUCK YOU FOR INTING IN LANE. GO TO AUSTRALIA AND EAT UR POTATOES.
ReplyDeleteAt this point I guess I have to seriously consider visiting Australia and eating potatoes there. It still will be in the future though because i am busy with school and have no money at the moment.
DeleteI hope you are successful in completing your book series. Good luck and dont give up on your dreams
ReplyDeleteAlso i think you should seriously reconsider the Font color on all your pages
DeleteI will try out some color changes and see how you like them. Thank you for your kind words they mean a lot to me, i will keep writing the series no matter what, even if no one likes it or reads it because i really love the story and want to see what happens in it. I think it would be nice if i could write for a living though, that way i would have more time to write.
DeleteHey! I actually like the colors u are using. They fit so well with the stories. Big thumbs up! Btw when will you start a new book?
ReplyDeleteHey. Thank you, I am glad someone likes them, I did say that ill try changing them but I actually like them too and i do not have much free time so ill keep them like this for now. I will try my best to start the new book next week but we will see.
DeleteI will actually do it both, I will keep the color as it is and post the story in black and white so people who are used to it can read without the color disturbing them.
Deleteim lit
ReplyDeleteGood for you.
DeleteI am Malphite. You suck lol.
ReplyDeleteThat´s great. Of course I do, how else do you drink milkshakes.
Deleteawww this is adorable. keep writing if you really enjoy it
DeleteI will keep writing and hopefully improve on it. I do enjoy writing but more than that I enjoy seeing my story come to life.
DeleteIM DRAVEN KURWO JEBANA RUCHAM CI MATKE SZMATO JEBAC
ReplyDeleteThat is a language that I do not know so I cannot reply to this message.
DeleteI'm Lulu from the last game, I'm sorry for people like Twitch and keep up the good work here!
ReplyDeleteHi, there is no need for you to apologize, as long as you are not the reason people like twitch are the way they are. And even if you are is there a reason to apologize? Thank you, that means a lot. I will work as hard as I can, well as hard as I can comfortably.
DeleteReply to me "Bitch"
ReplyDeleteI know I am a bit late and I am sorry about that. But, is that any reason to call me a female dog?
Delete-1 funny
DeleteI doubt that you can take one away from zero. Unless you mean that I am negative funny which might be the correct statement.
DeleteAnonymous November 13, 2017 at 12:21 PM
ReplyDeleteFUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT!
Jan Jo November 14, 2017 at 12:16 AM
But if I fucked off from here I could not post my book here and I would be sad so I am sorry but I cannot do that. If there is something else you would like then I would be happy to hear it and do my best to make it happen.
Unknown November 19, 2017 at 1:27 PM
SHIT SHIT SHIT FK YOU CUNT
Jan Jo November 19, 2017 at 11:55 PM
That is a lot of shit, are you all right? I think some medicine would help. I think there has been a misunderstanding here as you are the second one to make the same mistake but I am actually not a woman´s genital. I am sorry if it was something I did that lead you to this conclusion and I hope the matter has been resolved.
Unknown December 16, 2017 at 1:52 AM
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Unknown December 16, 2017 at 1:54 AM
pozdro from blitz too
Titaniium December 16, 2017 at 1:54 AM
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Unknown January 7, 2018 at 9:04 AM
ur a pussy
This is N11GGA
Jan Jo January 14, 2018 at 2:15 PM
I am sorry to inform you but I am a human not a pussy. Also pussies are great so I will take that as a compliment. Thank you.
Unknown January 7, 2018 at 9:05 AM
fuck you idiot u banned my yasou
Jan Jo January 14, 2018 at 2:43 PM
I fuck myself everyday so no need to worry, I indeed am an idiot in certain ways but I am growing as a human every day. In regards to the ban I always ban him no matter what so all I can do is apologize.
Anonymous January 26, 2018 at 4:34 PM
It's so sad that people come to insult you here. lol You should delete any comment of that kind, they ruin your blog
Jan Jo February 2, 2018 at 4:11 PM
I like to keep the comment section open for any kind of messages so people could feel free to say what they want but I have been thinking that maybe I should clean up the comments on this blog and move them to my other blog so the other blog can be free and the other safe for everyone.
Anonymous January 27, 2018 at 10:50 PM
im gay
Jan Jo March 11, 2018 at 11:34 PM
I am straight.
Unknown February 22, 2018 at 5:26 AM
Damn from Rakan, there's some interesting responses lmfao
Jan Jo March 11, 2018 at 11:35 PM
I will take that in a good way. Thank you. From me.
Anonymous February 24, 2018 at 5:07 AM
So much hate in the comments lmao
Jan Jo March 11, 2018 at 11:35 PM
So much love too. At least in my opinion.
Unknown March 11, 2018 at 7:40 PM
how is squishy lulu tankier thank full tank tanks
Jan Jo March 11, 2018 at 11:37 PM
Because she has a shield, a poly-morph, a knock up ultimate that gives health, a slow and an exhaust.
Unknown March 11, 2018 at 7:40 PM
how is squishy lulu tankier thank full tank tanks
Jan Jo March 11, 2018 at 11:37 PM
Because she has a shield, a poly-morph, a knock up ultimate that gives health, a slow and an exhaust.
Hey dude I played you in league, keep on writing man as long as you love it. This green that this text is a bit too striking however maybe try a darker shade or a ligther background!
ReplyDeleteHey, thank you I will keep writing ^^. The text color is what it is because I like it, I might try to experiment with the colors in the future but in the mean time I would recommend using the black and white blog if the colors are disturbing. Thank you for the feedback, the green is a bit bright in my opinion too.
DeleteGET FUCKED IN 5v5 LoL LUL
ReplyDeleteLet us be real here, was it ever a 5v5? And I dont think you can do that in league, it is not an adults game after all.
Deletethis guy is an asshole who goes blitz jungle and flames the whole team, DO NOT SUPPORT HIM
ReplyDeleteAsshole? I do not think that those can play league or do anything for that matter. It is only a body part and I am a full human so I cannot be an asshole, sorry. I do go blitz jungle and I might even flame some teams occasionally and if you do not want to support me because of that I totally understand. It might even be cool to rise to fame while I get no support from anywhere, fighting through every obstacle.
DeleteJESTEŚ ZJEBANĄ DZIWKĄ NIE GRAJ JUŻ W LOLA SZMATO NIEDOJEBANA KURWO
ReplyDeleteI am not fluent in that language so I cannot respond to that.
Deleteyou fukin hotler clone ik what you want to do with this all shit,and now you think i have problem with hotler but keep calm he did nothing wrong and i dont have problem with it
ReplyDeletehe is right
Deletei have to agree too
DeleteI would rather be called the improved version and not a clone but I do not know what hotler is honestly so cannot say for certain. I do appreciate that you explained yourself there but if you do not tell what hotler is then I cannot know what you´re talking about. Well seeing how many people agreed to what you said you must be right about hotler. Or were they agreeing on how I am a fukin hotler clone? Then they are just wrong.
DeleteHi kurjuudenkuningas here I havent read you books yet but i must say u should really stop troll picking in jungle I saw in your match history u do it quite a lot there would be nothing wrong with it if you weren't clearly blaming other for your mistakes as the game goes late and you notice the champ you picked isn't up to par
ReplyDeleteHello kurjuudenkuningas, even if you have not read my books yet it is all right. Well saying what you think is a must is always better than not saying anything. Troll picking or experimenting? How can you get better if you do not try out something new? Is anyone purely at fault at anything? Sure I might blame my teammates for their mistakes but I do admit that I make mistakes too and I am not perfect. Late is not the problem always but there are some champs that fall off late, that is the reality and it cannot be helped. Champions like that are strong in early or mid game and that is were I got the lead for the team also the team picks were really not helping the team fights, I would say that it was not that much because champion fell of late but rather that our team had no tanks, front line or people that actually came to team fights. But I could be wrong and does that matter? You lose some and you win some.
ReplyDeletewhy are you picking brand jg in ranked and bann the top's pick? sucha dick move.
ReplyDelete- your garen mid who dodged the game for you so you dont lsoe lp you fuck
Brand jg is a great pick and banning top´s pick was just a coincidence. Things happen and there is not much we can do about them.
DeletePs. Dodging the game made us not gain lp.
Advertising this in League is what is leading to these toxic comments. I hope you don't take them to heart. If you enjoy writing, keep doing it. You do you.
ReplyDeleteI know but I still enjoy advertising on league and I do not mind the toxic comments, on the contrary I kind of like them. I do enjoy writing and I will keep doing it. Thank you for the consideration and the kind words, I really appreciate them.
DeleteExtremely toxic person in League of Legends and probably in life.
ReplyDeleteDont we all have some toxins in our body? I am not sure if I have so much that I should be called extremely toxic but who knows. Also I do not have a life so I cannot be toxic in life.
DeleteHey, keep it up. After you completely fucked our match this blog and all the colorful comments actually brightened my mood and lifted my spirits. If you didn't post this shit I would have just been angry for a while and questioned whether or not I should play any more tonight.
ReplyDeleteP.s. I won't read any of your writing though, even if it rivals Tolkein himself, simply because you are a shitty person.
DeleteI am happy that I could help. Also it is understandable that you wouldnt want to read my writings if you do not like me but my writing does not rival Tokein himself, it far surpasses him. Well it will eventually, I still suck at writing at the moment.
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ReplyDeleteIs that racist? I do not really know about it so I cannot really say. I think if the person who says it is black then it is fine but how should I know the skin color of the person online? So it is like schrödinger´s cat it is racist and not racist until we know which one it is. But it is not random though, in the cat experiment the thing that causes the cat to die is random so it might or might not happen but in this case it is just one or the other and it wont change, we just do not know which one it is so is it really like schrödinger´s cat? Who knows who knows.
DeleteAnonymousMay 13, 2018 at 9:31 PM
ReplyDeleteANNOYING AS FUCK JUST SPAMS LEAGUE OF LEGENDS>
I put my advertise on the chat once before the game starts and once after the game is over. I would not call it spam. Well annoying is subjective and anything can be annoying to someone so I cannot say anything about that.
DeleteUnknownMay 14, 2018 at 2:19 AM
ReplyDeleteyoure a dogshit cunt. btw your stories are dog shit disgusting
I do not think you are suppose to eat them though. Also I have not published any of them yet so how did you eat them? Can you send me some too?
Deletelmao fuckin ap nasus think youre hot shit cuz i miss smite but then you shit the bed the rest of the game :thinking: maybe dont bm next time, your writing is probably as bad as your league gameplay
ReplyDeleteHey, ap nasus is great. And you should check out my writing and then decide how good or bad it is. Maybe it is better than my league gameplay.
DeleteStop ganking mid
ReplyDeleteNo
DeleteHey, just wanna let you know that theres no cock like horse cock. G o ahead and beat into a sock. Horse cock, horse cock once you've had it you wont stop.
ReplyDeletePoetic and thank you for letting me know. I doubt I will do anything with that information but who knows.
DeleteAnonymousAugust 8, 2018 at 10:56 AM
ReplyDeletenigger
Check the other comment on this subject.
Deletewhy is everyone so mad in these comments lol. i think we should support the guy for doing what he likes.
ReplyDeleteThank you, it is mostly because I advertise this blog on league of legends and play weird picks in the jungle in ranked. Most people do not like that. I do have another blog where I have some chat rules and I transfer these kinds of messages to this blogs chat so it stays a bit cleaner and more positive there. But I do not mind these kinds of messages and I find them quite funny so I like to keep them here at least.
DeleteLove my new teemo´s website <3 i will check this page every week xoxo
ReplyDeleteThank you and do tell me how you like it, I would love to hear your thoughts on it.
DeleteAnonymousSeptember 3, 2018 at 3:07 AM
ReplyDeleteyour blog sucks harder than your lol skills. kys
Jan JoSeptember 20, 2018 at 4:10 PM
Is that not a compliment though? My lol skills are awesome and I do admit that my blog needs some work but if it is just a bit worse than my lol skills then I am happy. Thank you. Also I will not because I could not write anymore if I did.
cancer to ur mother , ur books are trash you miserable trolling ape
ReplyDeleteWhat makes them trash? I do need to improve in many ways so if I knew what I need to work on that would make me improve quicker. Also I am pretty content with my life so I am not that miserable.
Deletei just want to meet you and beat your blondie faggot face to death
ReplyDeleteHow can a face die? Also thank you, I never thought of my hair color as blond but I am glad that you think that way. ^^ I do not leave my house much though so meeting me would be difficult.
DeleteFUCK UR BOOKS AND FUCK U. I PAYED SO MUCH MONEY TO U AND THE BOOKS JUST KEEP ON GETTING WORSE I THINK U ARE ONLY DOING THIS FOR MONEY STOP WASTING YOUR TIME AND ACTUALLY FOCUS ON UR BOOK!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your concern, I did decide to focus on my books more now and started going less to school. I also my books are not physical yet so I cant really fuck them. My books are free to read though so I am not sure what you payed me for and I haven't seen the money either so maybe someone scammed you? Just reading my books is support enough so you don´t have to give money. I will try to make the quality of my books better and I am sure I can do that eventually!
DeleteUGLY ASS SITE! WORST BOOKS I HAVE EVER SEEN. HOPE YOU STOP WRITING BECAUSE THIS IS GIVING HUMANITY CANCER
ReplyDeleteThere is a black and white colored blog too if you prefer normal colors. I am glad you tried them out at least. Maybe in the future I write something that would be the best book you have ever seen so stop by once in a while to see what I have done. I started writing a diary format story which is pretty cool so you might like that. I am sorry but I will not stop writing and if it is giving humanity a cancer I hope I can improve enough to cure it at some point.
Delete郭心昊June 28, 2018 at 11:54 AM
ReplyDeleteFcking trash writing skills. Go fck your mom
I will improve them overtime so I hope you will be patient with me. Also I rather not fck my mother.
Delete郭心昊June 28, 2018 at 11:55 AM
ReplyDeleteI hope you fade away ASAP MTHERFCKER
Wouldn't I have to be famous first to fade away? I might be mistaken though. Well in any case I will just keep doing the things I do and if people lose interest then I cant help it. I might try out something new then though but that is in the future.
Deletepiece of shit human trash person kys
ReplyDeleteI cannot kill myself since I have stories to write still. The rest are true though. >.<
Deletenunu tolling....
ReplyDeletecomplete garbage this boy =)
I never toll! Also some might call me a man but I do see where you are coming from.
DeleteYou are garbage at vayne kys
ReplyDeleteI am sure I will improve my skills with vayne eventually! Also I cant kill myself since I have stories I need to write still.
DeleteYour grammar is fucking dreadful, you have terrible sentence structure and you are a shitty troll. Enjoy your ban. <3
ReplyDeleteYeah grammar and sentence structure are my weak points and I need to work on them. If you could give me some tips on how to improve them I would be happy to hear them. I dont think I troll though but my way of playing is pretty unconventional. I would if I got one.
DeleteGood game my dude :^)
ReplyDeleteThank you, you too. ^^
Deletehey man your best move is to probably go outside and not just broadcast autism to the world on a website... i understand you're twenty-two but you still have a lot of room to grow as an individual and i think everything about you including your writing would get better if you just go outside and stop flaming people on league of legends and trying to keyboard warrior with people on a blog's comments. the writing is not good enough to ever bring you any kind of success but if you like doing it then that's ok. just try and step back and take a look at what you're spending your time doing and try to make something of your life. don't bother typing a response to this because i will never come back here and i will never read it.
ReplyDeleteI have gone to outside though, it wasn't a good move. What part of my blog is broadcasting autism? Also I dont think autism works that way. Well I do apologize if it does, maybe in the future it wont so it would be nice if you came back here. I do have a lot of room to grow and I am sure I will grow. My responding to comments on my blog is one way I am trying to grow. Flaming people on league is another. They might not be the best ways but they are my ways. If you have a recommendation on better ways then I would be happy to hear them. I am not sure if my writing skills would get better if I wrote less though but who knows, I am not an expert. Even if it is not good enough to bring me success it can improve and even if it doesn't I do like doing it so it is okay. ^^ I have taken a look and I am pretty happy with this. I dont want to make anything else out of my life. I always respond so I am sorry, but who knows, miracles can happen.
Deletehttps://www.royalroad.com/ you can post your stories on this website if you want other people to read them
ReplyDeleteThank you for the suggestion. I am not sure but I think it requires money to post them there and I dont have money. I might post them there in the future when I have polished my writing more and corrected the mistakes I have made on the books.
DeleteNice books, keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteThank you. ^^ I will and I hope I can do even a better job at it! If you want to tell me what parts you liked and what parts you didn't like that much I would be more than happy to hear it and possibly improve my writing because of it. I am glad that you liked my books though, it motivates me to write more.
DeleteSICK STUFF KEEP IT UP!
ReplyDeleteThank you. I appreciate it. I will keep it up and try to do my best! Hopefully I will write more often now that I prioritize my books over school.
DeleteAnonymousJanuary 31, 2019 at 10:21 AM
ReplyDeleteI like peeeeeeenis
Jan JoFebruary 1, 2019 at 8:46 PM
That is quite common. I personally do not though.
what a nigger
ReplyDeleteWho? Me? How? When? What? Am I confused?
DeleteEighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
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Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be f*cked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy c*cks
Ram Ranch really rocks
[Verse 2]
Hot hard buff cowboys, their c*cks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging c*cks ever so hard
[Verse 3]
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing c*cks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut
[Verse 4]
Big hard throbbing c*cks getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting f*cked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing c*cks
[Verse 5]
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing c*cks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be f*cked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy c*cks
Ram Ranch really rocks
[Verse 6]
Hot hard buff cowboys, their c*cks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging c*cks ever so hard
[Verse 7]
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing c*cks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut
[Verse 8]
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing c*cks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be f*cked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy c*cks
Ram Ranch really rocks
[Verse 9]
Big hard throbbing c*cks, getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting f*cked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing c*cks
Did you write that yourself?
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Is this part of the song? Or a different one?
DeleteYeah, Space Cowboys!
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Both of ya givin' me head!
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[Interlude]
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[Verse Two x3]
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[Interlude x3]
Yeah, ride that big 12-inch cock up and down, up and down, up and down boy!
Ride that big hard cock up and down, up and down, up and down!
Yeah, cowboy. You gotta be one of the coolest guys in the world!
[Verse Three x2]
Yeah, Space Cowboys!
Gonna fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you!
Yeah, spread those buttcheeks wide!
Big hard cock, gonna cum inside!
Gonna fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you!
Fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you!
Gonna feed ya loads of cum boys!
Loads and loads of cum!
Yeah, lick that big hard cock, up and down, up and down, up and down!
Lick that big hard, 12-inch cock up and down, up and down, up and down!
Gonna fuck you boys!
Gonna fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you!
[Outro]
Yeah, Space Cowboys!
You love lickin' that big hard cock up and down up and down up and down!
Yeah, suck that big hard cock deep down your throat boy!
Suck that big hard 12-inch cock deep down your throat!
Yeah, suck that big hard cock, suck it, suck that big hard cock, deep down your throat boy!
You love suckin' big hard cock!
Suck that big hard cock deep down your throat boy!
Yeah, Space Cowboys!
Gonna fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you!
Gonna fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you boys!
Fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you!
This should be a different song but the theme is still the same. Kinda.
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Everyone has their own preferences.
DeleteHey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to lewd the lolis, right? Same as us, and that weeb over there.
ReplyDeleteDamn you lolicons. Anime was fine until you came along. FBI was nice and lazy. If it wasn't for you, I could have pirated those shows and been halfway to Akihabara. You there, you and me, we shouldn't be here. It's these lolicons the FBI wants.
We're all Neets and otakus in binds now, weeb.
Shut up back there!
And what's wrong with him, huh?
Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Shadman, the true loli king!
Shadman? The lewder of lolis? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you...oh gods, where are they taking us?
I don't know where we're going. But another world awaits.
No. This can't be happening! This isn't happening!
Hey, which waifu do you worship, weeb?
Why do you care?
A weeb's last thoughts should be of his waifu.
Zero Two, I'm...I'm with Zero Two.
Director Wray, sir, the executioner is ready!
Good. Let's get this over with.
Holo, Kaname, Haruhi, Chitoge, Nep...divines, please help me!
Look at him, Christopher Wray, the FBI director. And it looks like the UN are with him. Damn nations. I bet they had something to do with this.
Why are we stopping?
Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the other world waiting for us.
No, wait, we're not lolicons!
Face your reincarnation with some courage, weeb.
You've got to tell them! We weren't with you! This is a mistake!
Step towards the truck when we call your name. One at a time!
FBI loves their damn lists.
Shadman, lewder of lolis.
It has been an honor, lord Shadman!
Holofan of Animemes. Shit_Taste of Zero Two's clan.
No! I'm not a lolicon! You can't do this!
Halt!
You're not gonna kill me!
Snipers!
GAAH!
Anyone else feel like running?
Wait. You there, step forward. Who are you?
What a story.
DeleteA while ago (during August I think), I ate an entire bag of hot Cheetos. I am very white and never eat anything spicy, so it was a traumatic experience back then, but I thought I could handle it pretty alright. I later woke up at 2 am with the shits, and so I ran to my bathroom. Once I was done I realized my ass was burning kind of bad, but I didn't think much of it. I sat there for a minute on my phone and realized the pain only got worse, so I get up to flush when the toilet is RED. ALL RED. This only puts me into a panic, and the pain was so bad that I said fuck it, ran downstairs half naked, poured a shot glass of milk, ran back upstairs, and poured it into my ass. I can't look at a bag of hot Cheetos again without thinking about that cursed night.
ReplyDeleteI have never had cheetos.
DeleteBE GAY WITH ME
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C'MON PLEASE
I'M MADE OF SLASHES AND BACKSLASHES
AND SOME DASHES AND THESE TWO DOTS
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I want money. Also I do not know what I will be in the afterlife.
DeleteHi! You recently shared this blog with me and I took a look around. I've heard a little bit of your first series and here are some pointers for you. By the way, I'll be happy to keep contact with you via E-mail if you prefer. I love seeing young authors thrive, so I'll do the best I can to help you.
ReplyDeleteFirst off, the most striking thing about your writing is it's simplicity. Now, that's not a bad thing. I would consider the level you are currently writing to be a little bit lower than YA. Tpically, while YA books are targeted towards young adults, their wording, structure and characters are a little bit more in depth. Your characters might be around middle grade, but I'm not 100% sure since I don't typically read middle grade books. I've caught a few grammar mistakes (using 'u' instead of 'you') and punctuation mistakes. Be careful of where you use your commas, as well as don't forget to double check for periods. Commas are very important. If you think you're having difficulties in figuring out where to place them, try reading your sentences out loud like you would if this were an oral story. See where you pause, and then see if a comma makes sense in that area. A change in tone is also a good marker for this.
Another 'issue' I found was repetition. If this were a first draft then repetition is okay and we shouldn't be afraid of it! When going back over your chapters, try highlighting words that keep repeating and see if you can find alternatives. For the reader, it's very easy to be taken out of the story if they keep bumping into the same words over and over again, and as a writer you want to keep them invested.
Don't be afraid to drag a scene on! It helps to build tension. Unfortunately, when I started reading your first series I got bombarded with so many characters and names that by now I can't even remember who is who or why I should care about them at all. I was introduced to the people the heroine was going to be leaving with without meeting them (just a list of names). Meanwhile, the characters that were there didn't get names (or maybe I forgot them already, see what I mean?). As a reader I'm subconsciously thinking "these characters aren't important, I'll ignore them."
The tension with the brother seemed off too. I know he and the heroine were having some personal issues, but I never got to experience why. Was it anger? Angst? Worry. Try exploring these things too, describe what they're feeling when they're talking to each other.
Lastly, I think that the first part of your chapter didn't explain enough about the world we were pulled in. It's alright if you want to explain this later, but it's even smarter to leave breadcrumbs for the readers early on. That way, when you reach the reveal, readers won't feel cheated with out of the blue information.
I'm an author myself, so I know how difficult it is to put your thoughts and imagination into words, but we've all been in that place where we're a bit unsure about where to start or how to go about it. My biggest piece of advice is to be patient, not only with yourself, but with your story too. It's important to let the words, paragraphs and chapters breathe. Don't rush because you can't wait to get to the heat of the action, or the point of the story. For a reader, every little bit matters!
If you wanna keep talking about this, I'll be more than happy to!
Hello. I really appreciate the feedback and I would love to keep talking about this. Email works well. We can also keep talking here or in another place; whatever works best for you.
DeleteMy first series and especially the first chapter has a lot of problems. It was the first thing I ever wrote and I had no idea what I was doing. I just thought that I would keep writing and improve over time. I still think that way.
I think that I need to improve my writing more before I start fixing the problems on the things I have already written. Someone did say that it would be helpful to try to fix the problems now as it would help me improve a lot but I would hate fixing the same chapter over and over again every time I get better at writing.
I really need to fix the basic grammar mistakes though. Writing u instead of you is a bit embarrassing.
I always try to recommend people to read the things I have written recently because I think that my writing has improved over time and that way I would get to hear what issues I have with my writing currently.
Anyways. I thank you for reading my books and I hope we can continue this conversation.
If you drop me your email we can keep chatting :). Or Discord if that works for you also.
DeleteWell, you know how they say that practice makes perfect? I think that fixing your old chapters might be best. After all, they're the first glances readers get when they visit your website, if they wanna read in chronological order. I say you should do that, to the best of your abilities. You may go over the same chapter again and again, it's fine. I do that often and it helps me spot little mistakes or stuff I could add, especially emotions!
jamparar#9367 That is my discord username. I hope it is the thing you need to add me.
Deletelollierna@gmail.com is my email if the discord username doesn't work.
DeleteUnknownApril 23, 2019 at 10:44 PM
ReplyDeleteI WAS MISS FORTUNE IN ENEMY TEAM, LUL BAD
I do not really remember but do not worry I am sure that you are not bad.
DeleteHey, I played with you in League earlier tonight, and I got a couple of your stories a perusal. I thought I'd offer my two cents as a fellow writer.
ReplyDeleteOne thing that I think would dramatically improve your stories would be mastering your grasp of language. This is especially key when you're writing a story in a fantasy world. If your characters are living in an ancient, mythical world, then they shouldn't speak like 21st century Americans you know? Honing a writing style that sounds convincingly ancient and mythical will really help immerse readers in your world. By the same token, if you use anachronistic expressions and modern slang, it can break the immersion and take the reader right out of the story.
Good ways to do this are (a) to read authors who do this well (Tolkien and C.S Lewis are good starting places) and (b) to read old stuff. If you want to write in a fantasy world that resembles medieval Europe, read books and poems from medieval Europe. If you want to write in a fantasy world resembling Victorian England, or feudal Japan, or the Ancient Near East, read writings from those eras. Take note of what words those writings use, what words they don't use. Notice how they structure sentences and idiosyncratic phrases they use that are not typical in modern English.
Let good writers teach you. Come to those texts as a writer-in-training.
That type of mindset has really helped me along the way, anyways.
Hope this is helpful. Keep doing what you're doing, and never stop improving.
--The Malzahar
That is an interesting suggestion, I haven't really thought about it before. I mainly just wanted to get the story out and improve in story telling and normal grammar and English language.
DeleteIt would be nice to write in a way that immersed people into my world but I probably will focus on that later after I have improved on my other points. It might be easier to explain the language thing with mana since I have written so much in this way.
I have other ways to explain it as well but it depends on the future and how I feel like doing it.
I might fix it in the future books and leave the earlier books the way they are too.
Thank you for the help. I will keep it in mind. It was helpful. I will keep doing it and hopefully I can do it for a living at some point.
I really enjoyed your Vampire Blacksmith story. It could have used more raunchy details, but it was compelling nonetheless. You should illustrate these and sell t-shirts so that I can support you! Don't let the haters get to you.
ReplyDeleteI am happy to hear that you enjoyed one of my books. About the raunchy details I probably cant write them yet. One part of me wants to keep them in a way that people of all ages can read them. Other part of me doesn't want to write anything raunchy since I have no experience myself.
DeleteI have been thinking about writing something like that though and I think it would be fun to do so. One way would be writing 18+ side stories or something. Or writing a book that focuses on it.
We will see.
I do not know much about illustrating or selling t-shirts but I would guess that it takes money to do it and if I don´t get enough sales then it would lose me money. I wouldn't mind losing money if I had enough of it to survive myself but right now I need to save everything I can.
Thank you for the suggestion though if I get any extra money I will be sure to do that.
I like the so called "haters" it is fun reading the comments they leave and sometimes they give constructive feedback which helps me improve.
The vampire blacksmith story will still get more chapters so I hope you keep reading it and maybe try out my other books as well, I would recommend the diary book.
Your TFT Fiora did not make it. It was not glorious.
ReplyDeleteIt was close though and in another game it made it. It was glorious. It will be glorious again someday. Come watch me play tft on my streams at twitch/talesupon
Deleteyou should never spam ads on league to your (not very good) webpage/books, its very annoying and wont get you very many positive comments. firstly, i think everyone can agree that after a match they dont want to get spammed with ads saying OMG PLEASE CHECK OUT MY EPIC NEW BLOG WHERE I WRITE COOL NEW BOOKS PLEASE CHECK IT OUT I NEED YOUR (validation) FEEDBACK, no people never want to see that, they just want to talk about the game and relax after a tough game. Another issue with spamming on league is that alot more people on league are toxic than any other normal game and when you mix people who are mad and toxic after a game with ads i dont think you will get that many positive comments (like this one ofc). you will very rarely get comments giving feedback and when you do i doubt it will even be that good. Finally if you really want to get your blog out there and into the world, you shoudnt be doing that on league, league of legends is the worst place to advertise your blog. (sidenote, Tales Upon Tales is a really bad name and TUT/TUTS is even worse)
ReplyDeleteI want all kinds of comments no matter if they are positive or negative. Also, whether or not people like getting spammed with ads if an individual preference, I would like it if someone suggested me to read free fantasy books after a game of league. Also they would relax after a tough game if they read fantasy books that are free. More toxic players doesnt mean anything though. I like all kinds of comments after all. I dont know about it being the worst or the best place to advertise my blog but it is at least a place. I dont know another one. At least another one that works as well as this and is free. I like the name but do you have other suggestions? Or what makes it bad?
DeleteI think Tales Upon Tales is a creative name. I've never heard it before. And when I saw it advertised, I didn't think that Tales brought it about in a desperate or annoying way. It was a very simple advertisement. Y'all just need to relax, tbh. And (sidenote) @anonymous, your positive (this one ofc) comment isn't really as positive as you think it is.
DeleteI don't think the site is blinding! It's an interesting choice combination for sure, but it all comes down to preferences. A blog with different colors is offered, so there's that. Anyone ever think that maybe this is THEIR blog and they can use whatever color text they like? Yes? No?
ReplyDeleteDon't listen to those who diss your stories. Your writing style is unique to you and reflects your inner voice. You'll develop it more as you go. Practice, practice, practice -- you're getting there!
Thank you for the kind words. I do like the colors and there are some people as well that like the colors, I didn't want to force them on anyone either so I made another blog as well with normal colors.
DeleteI do not take them to heart but I do listen to them, it is fun to read them and they can help me improve somethings as well. I do practice but slowly and while writing but I will keep doing it. Thank you again and see ya ^^
Jebać ci starą kurwo
ReplyDeleteNo thank you, I am not really into that but I do not judge other peoples fetishes.
DeletePL: Ty kurwo czemu intjujesz
ReplyDeleteENG: You are so good at league sorry for my int ;d
Hello, thank you so much for the compliment and it is all alright. Games do not really matter, only that you have fun, I am sorry if I flamed I dont remember honestly but if I did it was just to have fun.
DeleteI wish I could reply to you in Polish but I cannot speak Polish yet, maybe in a few years.
I hope u die irl
ReplyDeleteI am sorry but I cant do that. I hope you have a nice life though. ^^
DeleteLike this looks really cool, your writing is probably good but damn do I think its a big mistake to advertise on league, ESPECIALLY eune
ReplyDeleteThank you for the kind words ^^ I do not know other places to advertise really. It is the best for me and it is free!
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Deletestop advertising this shit website in league lobbies you fat bastard, don't give up on writing but stop being annoyning
ReplyDeletekill yourself faggot holy shit you are retarded delusional and mentally challanged. good luck with the rest of your black skinned nigger life. much love from auschwitz
ReplyDeletecoming here only for blame him bcs he inted your game.
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Keep it up. Its really cool :) <3
ReplyDeleteThank you ^^ I will keep it up even though it is very slow at the moment. I have a new idea of writing smaller versions of the books as a teaser and just keep writing many of them. I feel like that would be the best with my motivation and laziness.
DeleteLearn how to play ashe
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I know how to play ashe -TalesUpon
Deleteu are writing like an idiot and playing like a boosted shit go die fucking inter
ReplyDeleteHello i'm the lee sin who just fucked you and your books looks good man =)
ReplyDeleteHey TalesUpon, I think you are a very sexy individual give me that money and this pussy is your. Love from Jonathan.
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